You weren’t there man, YOU WEREN’T THERE!
Just paused my music to hear my mother yelling at a pizza. It was falling apart as she was taking it out of the oven
“HANG IN THERE! NOT MUCH FUTHER! IT’S GONNA BE OKAY”
Staff Jizz
Immediately after creating my Tumblr account, I lost interest and stopped giving a shit.
I logged back in today, for the first time since making it and found that Tumblr Staff had essentially jizzed all over my blog, filling it with their sticky, white adds for overpriced Hipster coffee and something to do with flights I belive. Regardless, what the hell is that all about?
Although I may come to regret having said this- I’ll start making an effort with this thing now and maybe actually post slightly more occasionally than once a month. Wish me luck!
Followers?
From what I understand, a follower is one of two things.
Either ‘Following’ is the Tumblr version of sex… In which I have just lost my virginity to a whore whom I love dearly.
Or this makes me some kind of superjesus…. It may be this option. At least I’m hoping it is, I quite like the sound of being Superjesus! FOLLOW ME.
Like a Grandad with an iPhone.
Day one in the world of Tumblr. For Fucks Sake is created.
Now, For Fucks Sake, how the FUCK do I use this thing? I feel like a Grandad with an iPhone, right now, I get this wonderful feeling that I am never going to get the hang of Tumblr, but I figure, in for a penny- in for a pound. I’ve come this far… The bastard thing already has my email address so if I give up, I’m still gonna get bombarded with emails reminding me how I recklessly abandoned my blog or whatever this is supposed to be…
I don’t care… There will be more updates once I figure out how they work…
